In what universe is it fair that Jennifer Lopez looks hotter than most women half her age? Not this one, but that's still the case. J. Lo scored a spread in the upcoming issue of Vogue showing off some killer bathing suits -- and whaddya know, just in time for bikini season! (Which is also known as "I will murder you if you put a delicious-looking carb in my vicinity" season. It's a dangerous couple of months.)

Here's what we're thinking -- since Jennifer Lopez is on the fence about returning as a judge on the next season of "American Idol," she can just quit her day job and become a swimsuit model. We don't know about you guys, but her photos in the Vogue spread are seriously not even heavily Photoshopped! Photoshopped a little, of course. But we can still see like, veins and other signs of human life on her body, meaning the woman is probably close to being this flawless. Ugh -- this marks the second time today that I wished that youth serum from "Death Becomes Her" was real.

+  Check out more photos of Jennifer Lopez in Vogue.