Willie Taylor would like you to follow him on Instagram.

Instagram is an excellent time-waster -- truly, I love seeing what friends I don't talk to enough because we only communicate via Facebook and Gchat made for dinner. And I LOVE a photo of someone's dog sleeping in a T-shirt and headset somewhere in Turkey. But what I didn't realize Instagram was sorely lacking was a booty song written in its honor by a former member of Day26.

Willie Taylor, again, known for his work in Day26 and for such songs as "Sex Conversation" (spoiler: it's about sex) and his Sextape mixtape (self-explanatory), just dropped a song called "Instagram Ya Body," and it features both Jeremih, the requisite choral chants of "ay," and lyrics like "Lemme Instagram that body/ Lay your booty on down in this bed," "You look so good I put a heart on your pic," and "Shorty Imma take a flick." (I recommend doing none of these things IRL, FYI.)

Somewhere R. Kelly is raising two remorseful fists at the sky, yelling "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS FIRST?" and burning copies of "The Notebook," while Brian McKnight does the sinister rubbing-hands-together-and-cackling thing before pounding out a song at least eight times nastier.

+ Listen to Willie Taylor's "Instagram Ya Body," featuring Jeremih (warning NSFW lyrics).