Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. Please -- hold us.

We interrupt your weekend to announce some (heart) breaking news: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have broken up. We know, WHY? WHHYYYYYYYYYYYY DO THINGS LIKE THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO SUCH GOOD-LOOKING, TALENTED PEOPLE?!

The rumor is Selena did the dumping and that Justin may have eyes for a Victoria's Secret model Barbara Palvin (?!), but in this moment of shock, we just don't have the emotional energy to decipher all the gossip. Now, please excuse me while I continue to mourn this day properly... by sobbing into a pint of "Chunky Monkey" ice cream and watching all the sad scenes from "Titanic" on repeat. THERE'S A BOAT JACK! THERE'S A BOAT!

+ 11 PHOTOS OF JUSTIN BIEBER CHECKING OUT VICTORIA'S SECRET MODELS!

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