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By November 22, Spider-Man has just about run all out of patience. On that day, SPIDER-MAN/DEADPOOL #24 hits stands and the Merc with the Mouth remains out and about. The Wallcrawler cannot take it anymore so he has decided to hunt down his former sorta-kinda partner.
We brainstormed some ideas for ol’ Webhead in the office and ran them by writer Robbie Thompson to see what he thought of them.
Patrol the whole of Manhattan via webswinging
Why it is a good idea:
“Patrol via webswinging is the perfect way to hunt for Deadpool,” agrees Thompson. “Deadpool is noisy, and likely to be less than conspicuous. So Spider-Man can cover much more ground this way, and check every nook and cranny for the Despicable Deadpool.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“What if Deadpool is in Jersey?” he wonders.
File a missing persons report with the NYPD
Why it is a good idea:
“Missing Persons report is a perfect idea,” the writer acknowledges. “Let the NYPD do their due diligence, while Spider-Man can use the free time catch up on Netflix shows.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“The NYPD have more important things to do, Spider-Man!” shouts Thompson. “Get off the couch and find this maniac!”
Consult one of Manhattan’s numerous psychics
Why it is a good idea:
“It can’t hurt,” shrugs the writer. “Plus, maybe they’ll give Spider-Man some winning lotto numbers. He could use the cash after his company went bust. Maybe just head straight to Dr. Strange’s and get this sorted straight away.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“What if the psychic actually ‘gets in the mind’ of Deadpool?” he says, outlining a worst case scenario. “Might not ever escape that circus.”
Ask Cable. They’re like best friends, right?
Why it is a good idea:
“Cable would definitely be a good resource for finding Deadpool…” nods the writer.
Why it is a bad idea:
“…in many pieces,” he adds.
Read the Daily Bugle’s super hero coverage to see if he’s mentioned
Why it is a good idea:
“The Bugle is the city’s most widely read paper with the best coverage of superheroes…”states Thompson.
Why it is a bad idea:
“…not named Spider-Man,” he continues. “Might be tough on Spider-Man’s ego. But maybe he could take out a ‘Missed Connections’ ad: ‘I was the super-hero, you were the anti-hero. The 7 express train last week. You were doing the Mad Magazine fold-in, I was hunting you down to bring you to justice.’”
Google him. It’s worth a shot.
Why it is a good idea:
“You could find his Facebook or Twitter page,” Thompson points out.
Why it is a bad idea:
“You could find his Facebook or Twitter page,” restates the writer.
Get the Spider-Mobile out of mothballs and take a road trip to try and find him.
Why it is a good idea:
“This is a great idea,” enthuses the writer. “I’m stealing this idea.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“There is no bad to this idea,” Thompson argues. “Hence: stealing it.”
Foster a bloodhound for a weekend, try to get him to pick up Deadpool’s scent
Why it is a good idea:
“Dogs are great trackers and make the best of friends!” the writer explains. “Spider-Man could use some friends right about now.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“Who will walk that poor dog when Spider-Man is not around?” he worries. “Who?! Okay, I’ll do it.”
Canvas the five boroughs with “Have You Seen This Merc” posters
Why it is a good idea:
“Hey, posters work for garage sales, why not finding Deadpool?” admits Thompson.
Why it is a bad idea:
“Wade would constantly call the hotline with false information, sending Spider-Man all over the city/country/world, to the most ridiculous places,” he states.
Reach out to a super hero friend who might be better at this
Why it is a good idea:
“Now this is a great idea which Nick Lowe and Jordan D. White pitched for the first issue we worked on!” reveals the writer. “So you’ll actually see this in SPIDER-MAN/DEADPOOL #23. Spoiler alert: it totally works! Kinda.”
Why it is a bad idea:
“Perfect idea is perfect!” Thompson contends. “It leads to shenanigans and fun and near death experiences! Fun for the whole family!”
SPIDER-MAN/DEADPOOL #24, by Robbie Thompson and artist Chris Bachalo, hits on November 22!
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