Rihanna teams up with Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, Juicy J, and T.I. on the "Pour It Up" remix.

We don't know about you, but we're kind of surprised Rihanna hasn't released a video for her Unapologetic track "Pour It Up." Could it be because such a clip would have her wearing even less clothes than usual? As in, entirely naked? The song does take place in a strip club, after all. So, while we may never get a proper "Pour It Up" video, we DO have the next best thing: a brand-new remix featuring Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, Juicy J, and T.I. Can you imagine if all those dudes rolled through a strip club together? Every dancer in the place could probably retire that night!

Listen to Rihanna featuring Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, Juicy J, and T.I.'s "Pour It Up" remix after the jump.

While Rihanna's verses remain the same, her superstar-studded list of rhymers each add something new to the mix. "Dollar after dollar/ Bottle after Bottle/ Late for you haters even though my plane chartered," Rick Ross boasts, while Juicy J promises "I'll make it rain, shawty/ You might need a raincoat," among other more explicit things we can't say out loud. With all these hip-hop titans on this naughty track, the only rapper we can figure that's missing is Drake. He did recently drop $50,000 in a strip club, but we understand why he may have been left out of this particular remix. When a dude has legal issues with your boyfriend, you probably wouldn't invite him to collabo. No need to interrupt your lovebird status, RiRi!

+ Listen to Rihanna featuring Young Jeezy, Rick Ross, Juicy J, and T.I.'s "Pour It Up" remix (NSFW).

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