Beyonce + Jay-Z = the cutest couple on Earth.

Apparently we're emotional masochists, because while we're sitting in bed alone right now eating gluten-free bread, we're also writing about (and being THE MOST JEALOUS of) Beyoncé having the perfect "casual kiss" with her hubby, Jay-Z. We won't even mention the fact that Bey is wearing a TO DIE FOR "Clueless"-era crop top which not only proves that she is our fashion spirit animal, but also that she is ALMOST DEFINITELY NOT pregnant with her second Carter child.

But back to Beyoncé and Jay-Z's kissing and cuddling! Per our calculations, this is in fact the SECOND make-us-reactivate-our-J-Date profile photo the internet has provided in recent weeks. Remember that time Beyoncé adorably sipped Merlot on Jay-Z's lap during a much-needed "Mrs. Carter Show World Tour" break?? Yeah, when we need a break, we go around the corner and treat ourselves to a kale apple lemon ginger juice and perhaps a paraffin mani/pedi. Stars are absolutely and positively nothing like us.

Photo credit: Beyoncé's Tumblr