I think Nicki Minaj forgot to wear a shirt this morning?

ALMOST-NAKED ALERT! Sorry to disappoint, but it's not Rihanna. This time we're talking about our second favorite skin-shower: Nicki Minaj! I mean, usually we're focused on Nicki's badonk (i.e. Nicki twerking in "Get Like Me," Nicki shaking dat ass in the aptly titled "#TwerkIt" video), but this time it's all about THE RACK! And even though we've cropped this photo just a liiiiiitle bit to keep this blog safe for the kiddies, Nicki's full photo is, how shall we say, IMPRESSIVE. Also: Not to sound weird and/or gross, but, like, Nicki Minaj's parts may in fact be immune to gravity. And that's all we'll say about that.

As many topless photo takers are wont to do (or so we've heard...come on, minds out the gutter!), Nicki did the old "oops, my long hair is covering my boobs!" move that certainly adds an "artful" air to an otherwise X-rated photo. Plus, pair Nicki's tactful boob coverage with a good old duckface, and this photo instantly ranks in the Top Ten Nicki Minaj Instagrams of all time. Also, how happy do we think DJ Khaled is right now?? Like, he's TOOOOOTALLY allowed to look at this pic and not feel creepy and stuff!

Photo credit: Nicki Minaj's Instagram