Britney Spears is hooked on her new BFF, Siri!

Here's ANOTHER reason we wish that we were Britney Spears: We're pretty sure that nobody ever says "Put down your damn phone!" to her. In the above photo, it looks like she was in the midst of an especially intense game of "Candy Crush Saga" while shopping, and she got SO obsessed with beating level 35 (THAT level, amirite?!) that she just couldn't quit. Either that, or she was probably asking her iPhone, "Siri, why am I so flawless?" We assume that when presented with such a staggeringly complex question, Siri could only respond by playing "Someday (I Will Understand)" until Brit-Brit dismissed her.

While we're sure that the Album 8 Recipe-sharer was probably caught up in some important work-related emails (maybe with Miley Cyrus chatting about their rumored new collabo??), we're really living for the idea that Britney's as hooked on Siri as we are, asking her things like where the nearest Starbucks is located or what time her sons' next soccer game starts. OMG, what if she's REEEALLY #JustLikeUs and makes Siri repeat back hilarious stuff? Sorry, we don't care if you're the Princess of Pop or just an Average Joe -- hearing a computerized voice flatly say "Poop" or "Fart" back to you is funny as eff, period.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News