Adam Levine launches his eponymous fragrance line.

Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine has famously tweeted about never wanting to get into the fragrance game. Except now Adam's about to launch his eponymous fragrance line, so it's off into the game he goes! That said, we imagine it's mad hard to turn down what we presume is a monstrous check with at least six decimal places after the zero. It's also probably so awesome to be all like, "hey world!! now you can smell like me!" (Ugh, we would NOT be good at being famous.)

Adam's eponymous fragrance line is available for both men and women and comes in a bottle shaped like a vintage microphone (LOVE that). Although Adam describes the woman's fragrance as  a "woody floral," we'd prefer to call it "what you should smell like if you want to hook up with Adam or someone equally as hot." And the men's scent? We're assuming that just smells like sex, 5 o'clock shadows, sold-out concerts, rock n' roll, and Adam's chiseled jawline. And if it doesn't, WHY NOT???

Adam's fragrance will launch this month at Macy's in the U.S., and we suggest you get a few cases so you can smell better shirtless. Don't have Adam Levine's torso? Then cover up and just focus on smelling better.

Photo credit: Terry Richardson/Macy's Facebook