Mazel tov on your (glorious Italian) wedding, Justin and Jessica!!

Oh MAN. We knew that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were getting married in Italy this weekend, but it would totally appear that the couple just got married TODAY. Like, as in FRIDAY. As in, one day before the weekend! Obviously, we love this. We're toasting seltzer water at our desks in lieu of champagne! But if we had any bubbly, you know we'd be toasting that instead!

Hanging out with, oh, you know, friends like Andy Samberg, Beverly Mitchell (Jessica's "7th Heaven" costar), and music manager Johnny Wright before the festivities, Justin/Jessica (Justinica? Jesstin? Never mind. Not quite the same ring as "Kimye") tied the knot in Southern Italy after a longish engagement (the couple got engaged in December 2011). After the wedding, a rep for the couple told People magazine, "It's great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends." Aw, guys! You're gonna make us bawl into our seltzer/pretend champagne!

And as if we didn't need to cry any more, MTV News recalled a comment Justin made to Vanity Fair in 2011 about Jessica: "She is the single-handedly most significant person in my life. In my 30 years, she is the most special person..." Mazel tov, Justin and Jessica! We hereby request lots and lots of honeymoon Instagrams!

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