Iggy Azalea is a pasty-wearing Vegas showgirl in her “Change Your Life” video.

We’re not even sure where to begin with Iggy Azalea and T.I.‘s “Change Your Life” video, the third offering from Iggy’s forthcoming The New Classic. Because, like, what should we focus on first? Iggy’s SMOKIN’ bod? Or maybe the fact that the MTV Artist To Watch is rocking a crystal-encrusted nude bodysuit à la Britney Spears‘ “Toxic” video? Or maybe we should just lead with Iggy’s Li’l Kim-inspired nipple pasties?” SO MANY TALKING POINTS.

Watch Iggy Azalea’s “Change Your Life” video featuring T.I. after the jump.

While Iggy’s second single, “Bounce,” transported us straight to Bollywood, her cinematic “Change Your Life” clip jets us to Vegas, where Iggy plays the most ratchet showgirl on the Sin City strip! As she preps to go on stage (gurl WERQUES that massive headpiece like a pro), we soon find out that Iggy is having an affair with the club owner, who — surprise, surprise — is T.I.

Later, after a steamy make-out on the hood of his presumably expensive whip, Iggy decides to steal all of T.I.’s money and torch his car to destroy the DNA evidence. #goodplan

Unfortch, even Iggy’s golden blonde hair can’t talk her out of being arrested. As the clip comes to a close, we see Iggy being dragged away in handcuffs. On the bright side, though, she is wearing a SUPER CHIC white suit that we’re pretty sure Lindsay Lohan once wore to court, so at least her mugshot won’t be a total disaster.

+ Watch Iggy Azalea’s “Change Your Life” video featuring T.I. (NSFW).

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