Remember "Party In The USA"-era Miley?? She liked long hair, smiling, and confetti.
Look, we're not gonna for one single second pretend that we don't FULLY live for this new ratchet Miley Cyrus 2.0 creation. And really, what's not to love? Because "We Can't Stop"-era Miley gets down with gold grills, nonstop big-booty twerking, all-white-spandex-everything, almost-naked pool parties, and most crucially, all underboob ALL THE TIME. But now that it's America's birthday, look me in the eye and tell me that you don't wanna blast the roof off with a little "Party In The U.S.A."-era Miley. Because I know you do.
Watch Miley Cyrus' "Party In The U.S.A." video after the jump.
When our nation's Independence Day rolls around once a year, we can't help but recall the all-but-dissolved "Party In The U.S.A."-era Miley. You know, Miley back when she she "had a dream and a cardigan," wore cowboy boots instead of gold grills, and actually seemed like she could still be tamed. And seriously, we're not saying that we'd trade this new zero-eff-giving Miley for the girl who once allowed smiles and confetti in her video, but there's definitely something to be said for looking back on old "Party In The U.S.A." times while we're grillin' and chillin' up some vegan veggie burgers and Tofurkey dogs during our Fourth of July BBQ. That said, twerk on, Miley! TWERK ON.
+ Watch Miley Cyrus' "Party In The U.S.A." video.
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