Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson welcome baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson!

It HAPPENED, people. It actually happened! After an approximate 118-month pregnancy, Jessica Simpson and her fiancé, Eric Johnson, welcomed a bouncing little baby girl into the world: Maxwell Drew Johnson! After a (VERY) long, hard road, Jess gave birth Tuesday morning, May 1. So yes, that means she gifted the world another female Taurus, and coming from a fellow female Taurus, we're totally the best people ever. (We also have a strong sense of self-esteem!)

Congratulations to the lovely couple, congratulations to Jessica Simpson's feet for enduring the last nine months (she refused to wear flats!) and welcome to the world, baby Maxwell!  We can't wait to watch a reality show featuring you and your adorable cousin, Bronx Mowgli! "Bronx & Max Take Day Care." Call me, E!

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