Jessica Simpson poses naked on the cover of the April issue of Elle.

Jessica Simpson is very preggo and very naked on the cover of the April issue of Elle Magazine. Doing the classic "I'm covering my privates while cradling my ginormous belly" pose, Jessica stands tall and proud as she caresses her unborn child. Also: it's a girl! Inside the issue, Jessica reveals that she's already chosen a name and that she's hoping her little girl is as obsessed with fashion as she is: "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” Okay, where do I sign up for a mother who's dying to flood my closet with red-bottom Loubs? (Sorry, Mom-I-already-have!)

Jessica also reveals that her body basically told her when she was pregnant: "We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge... gonna ride our bikes, hang out… do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?" Jess also opens up about her experience with the tabloids who have been less-than-friendly to the star: "I’m still standin'... I grew up very strong! You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walkin’ in and out... I could see what I didn’t want to be.”

Well Jess, we say eff the naysayers! You're a talented, cool, and an incredibly gorg preggo lady who wants to outfit her unborn child in exclusively Christian Louboutin. Honestly, what more is there?

Check out more photos of Jessica Simpson in Elle Magazine.

Photo Credit: Carter Smith