Surprise! Rihanna's not just topless, but she's bottomless too.

OK fine, maybe we're exaggerating just a little, because Rihanna's technically wearing a fur headdress and a bra. But does an article from the "intimates" section of a department store even count as actual clothing? NO IT DOES NOT. Also, we never thought we'd say this, but we're starting to get a smidge bored of all these Rihanna naked photos, because, lets face it, they happen EVERY SINGLE DAY OF OUR LIVES. In recent months, Rihanna's been naked in the pages of GQ, naked on the cover of GQ, naked with Kate Moss on the cover of V magazine, naked after Halloween, and naked several billion other times after that. Now, in the the latest addition to our ever-growing "Rihanna's not wearing any clothes again!" photo album, the "Nobody's Business" singer was photographed topless (well, in a bra) and -- brace yourselves -- bottomless. Now that's a curve ball we did NOT expect.

See more bottomless Rihanna photos after the jump.

Sent into to the world via Rihanna's pal Melissa Forde's Twitter account, the post included a NSFW "philosophical" caption that we truly hope helped keep Rihanna warm during the shoot. (Because it tends to get a little cold when you're wearing 0.0 clothes.)

OK Ri, we know you're a GORGEOUS powerful woman, and that gorgeous powerful women should celebrate their bodies at all times, but it's SERIOUSLY DECEMBER RIGHT NOW. We're glad you at least thought to wear a hat ('cause you lose most of your body heat through your head), but we're also betting that you lose plenty of body heat through your butt. Just something to think about.

Photo credit: @mforde11