Britney Spears is a professional spotter! Next stop: Olympics!

We're not even sure where to begin with this photo of Britney Spears sitting field-side at her son's soccer game in L.A., since there are SO MANY fantastic Britney Spears-centric things going down. (We're surprised we're even functioning at a high enough level to remember how to spell "functioning.") That said, we assume that you too are in a state of paralysis, given the immense amount of "BRITNEY" we've just unleashed upon you, so allow us to break it down for you into smaller, digestible bite-size tidbits.

Check out more photos of Britney Spears after the jump.

First and foremost, BRUNETTE BRITNEY! We initially feared that Brit's brunette moment, first seen at Elton John's Oscar viewing party, was just a passing hair phase. But just as her new look is great for traveling incognito, Brit's brown locks also happen to be the perfect "soccer watching" accessory. Oh, and BRITNEY'S KIDS! We always get a little warm and fuzzy when we see Britney mom-ing out with her tots, and the above photo is clearly no exception.

And now the most important point of all: Did YOU guys know that Britney was an Olympic-caliber gymnastic spotter? You know, the guys who stand to the side (and sometimes under) gymnasts, ready to catch them if they accidentally fall while doing an insane flip and/or twirl? You didn't? NEITHER DID WE! But as you can see in the photo below, this girl knows what it takes to assist in a perfect toddler-sized handstand. That said, we've personally never mastered a cartwheel and/or a round-off, so if you've got any tips on how to do that, Brit, send 'em our way.

Mission accomplished, y'all!

Going solo after a lesson from Mom!

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News